This Sex Toy Solves One of the Biggest Problems With Vibrators (Snail Vibe Review)

Review of the Snail Vibe

It’s rare that a sex toy completely baffles me, but the Snail did it.

I’ve been around the solo sex block a few times, so I can usually tell what a toy does by looking at it.

I can spot a thruster at a glance. I’ll clock clit suckers, kegel balls, and pussy pumps. I can tell a buttplug from a postrate massager.

But this one just confused me.

The Snail Vibe is billed as a vibrator, so I knew that some part of it would buzz and rumble.

But I couldn’t tell which part of it would - not just by looking at it.

I stared at a photo of it for a while, trying to guess at how I would be supposed to use it.

Would it go inside me or did I have to figure out a way to position it against my pussy?

Did it move or bend or wiggle or something?

Would it be stimulating in all the right ways or would it feel just as weird as it looks?

It honestly looked kind of ridiculous. I’ve tried plenty of toys that have attractive and functional curves, but that wasn’t the right word to describe this one. It was more curly than curvy.

I was very much intrigued, though. The Snail is so bizarre that I had to try it.

Even if it didn’t manage to make me come, I would probably have fun trying to figure out how it worked.

And I’m really happy I gave it a shot. Because it might be kind of ridiculous but it definitely made me come - very well, too. But more importantly, it solves one of the biggest problems I have with vibrators.

A Rabbit in Disguise

Rabbit vibrators sound perfect in theory.

It’s a single toy with two vibrators built into it. One is insertable and gives your G-spot a nice buzz while you fuck yourself with it. The other is housed in a flexible little rabbit ear that stimulates your clit at the same time.

At least, that’s what it’s supposed to do.

In practice, you don’t get the two sensations you really crave. You have to pick one. Or maybe alternate between the two.

If you pull the toy out a little too far while you’re fucking yourself with it, you also move the little rabbit ear away from your clit. So instead of a highly pleasurable steady vibration, you get an intermittent tease - like you were slowly tapping at your clit with a vibrator.

That’s not a bad thing. Like all sorts of teasing, it feels really good and arousing. But it’s not the best way to bring yourself to an orgasm - constant vibrations tend to work better for that.

You can get that steady stimulation by holding the rabbit in place or giving yourself very shallow thrusts. That way, you get vibrations on your clit and vibrations inside your pussy.

But then you’re missing out on the best part of using an insertable toy - the feeling of having it give you a decent fuck.

That’s why I’m personally not a huge rabbit humper.

There are some that I really enjoy and I get why so many other ladies swear by them. But I usually go for a great dildo or a fun thruster when I want to give myself internal stimulation and then pleasure my clit with a vibrator, a wand, or a suction toy.

And that’s why I’ve been over the fucking moon with the Snail since I got it.

Because it’s not actually a snail - it’s really a rabbit in disguise.

Like a rabbit, it has two vibrations. One is internal for all your self-fucking pleasure. The other is in the right position to treat your clit like a queen.

Except it doesn’t hop back and forth like your typical rabbit does. The vibrator stays pressed against your clit the entire time - even if you fuck yourself with all six of its insertable inches.

That’s an incredibly exciting feature. And it’s actually why the toy looks so damn weird.

All the buttons are on a base that looks like a snail shell. The other shell-shaped portion houses the clitoral vibe. It’s curly because the clit vibrator unfurls every time you thrust the toy inside you. That way, it stays pressed up to your clit without interrupting the stimulation.

Once you figure that out, the Snail doesn’t look so strange anymore. Instead, it just seems brilliant. It’s an amazing design feature and a genius way to solve a problem that most rabbits have.

And it feels just as good as it sounds.

Putting the Snail Through Its Paces

I had to put this toy to the test. If it really worked the way it was supposed to, it would completely change the game for rabbit vibes and us ladies who really want to get off with them.

I played around with the buttons to see all the patterns and speeds it has - five of each.

The vibrations come from two different motors, which means you can control them separately. That’s awesome for those times when the internal vibrations get to be too much, or when you want to give your G-spot something stronger than your clit can take.

I warmed myself up with a little bit of solo foreplay and teasing - like I said, I don’t mind it at all when I’m not trying to come. Then, I lubed up the Snail and slid it inside me.

I could feel the way it worked. I was aware of it unfurling as it slid deeper inside me.

It was so fucking cool.

The dual stimulation felt incredible. I kept pumping the toy in and out of me, and I didn’t feel the vibrations leave my clit - not even for a moment.

It felt like a dream come true. It’s exactly the way you hope a rabbit vibrator would feel before you’re forced to tone down your expectations.

I tried everything I could to shake that shell vibrator out of its place.

I fucked myself hard and fast, giving myself everything the toy’s shaft could give.

I went with long, slow thrusts, pulling out the toy as far as I could without losing the internal vibrations.

It could handle all of it - no matter what I did, the buzzing against my clit never stopped or lost any of its intensity.

And yes, it absolutely made me come. Very well at that - a fast and hard orgasm every single time.

Yeah, it made my thighs squeeze and my legs shake uncontrollably.

It gave me the kind of powerful blended orgasms that make you eager to pick up the toy again, even though you feel very spent and satisfied.

But mostly, what it did was impress the hell out of me. I’ve never had a rabbit vibrator work as well as this one does.

The Snail looked weird. I worried it would be kind of gimmicky. It’s not. It’s a shockingly fun, intensely pleasurable, and just a fucking fantastic toy all around.

Move Over, Rabbits

If you’ve ever been disappointed by a rabbit vibrator, I highly recommend trying out the Snail Vibe.

If you wished a rabbit vibrator teased you less and made you come harder, you’ll probably love this toy.

It even makes a really good toy to use with a partner because it doesn’t take a lot of precision to get a lot of pleasure out of it. You’ll get all the great vibes no matter how they fuck you with it.

It’s like a foolproof orgasm every time - and a blended one too.

And it’s waterproof, so you can make your baths even more satisfying and relaxing than they already are.

Plus, it comes with a cool storage case. I know that doesn’t sound like a big deal, but it means the Snail is going to be one of your silicone toys that doesn’t pick up any fuzzies while it’s tucked away.

If you saw this toy and thought it looked too weird, I highly recommend giving it another look. It’ll pleasure every part of your pussy so well you’ll wonder why more toys don’t curl the way this one does.

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