President Trump speaks with members of the coronavirus task force during a briefing on April 15. (Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post)

It happens around happy hour, or what used to be happy hour, before the country shut down. And like any happy hour, it starts late, runs long, and you end up stuck with some guy who loves to hear himself talk.

“Always health. Health and life. Living is number one . . . I retweeted somebody. I dunno . . . I was never a big handshaker . . . We spoke to a lot of very, very smart people . . . Papa John’s, Wendy’s, Waffle House, Starbucks . . . That’s a mosquito. I don’t like mosquitoes. I don’t like mosquitoes at all . . . There are a lot of great things happening . . . No, I’m not a fan of Mitt Romney . . . You’re never going to treat me fairly.”