Every store around you is sure to remind you Valentine's Day is about romance and chocolate, but we're here to say it should also be filled with some fun and laughter. Here we give you 100 Valentines' Day puns to add levity to your day come February 14.

Scroll through the puns for a dose of funny and to find just the right one to express your love for your the special someone in your life in a card to go with your Valentine's Day gift. There are also lots of options for kids, students, adults, and business and work colleagues as well. If you're looking for more laughs, check out these funny love quotes or Valentine's Day jokes too, and all of them make great Valentine's Day captions for Instagram as well.

Looking for puns about food? Animals? Science? Crafts? Natures? We have all of those topics covered and more, all sure to have your loved ones laughing. And now for that list of Valentine's Day puns! Get ready for all the cheese.

Valentine's Day Animal Puns

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  • I turt-ally love you.
  • You are the deer-est Valentine of all.
  • Meow and forever, I love you.
  • I'm not lion: You're the love of my life.
  • You octopi my heart and mind.
  • You are o-fish-ally the cutest.
  • No bunny compares to you, Valentine.
  • Seal-ed with a kiss.
  • I ruff you.
  • You are porcu-fine.
  • I’m quite fawned of you, my dear.
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  • You're one in a chameleon.
  • We need each otter.
  • Owl always love you.
  • You're my pup of tea.
  • Rhino you're the one for me.
  • Bee mine?
  • I’m feline fine with you.
  • You’re my soymate.
  • Can't bear life without you.
  • You're my otter half forever.
  • You give my life porpoise, Valentine.
  • I'm not lion when I say my Valentine is the best.

Valentine's Day Heart Puns

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  • Don't play heart to get.
  • I can heart-ly wait to see you.
  • You're my tweet-heart.
  • You stole my heart and now you're under cardiac arrest.
  • My love for you is never in vein.
  • You don't have to be a locksmith to have the key to my heart.
  • You don't miss a beat.
  • I wear my heart on my sleeve. That's why I never wear a tank top.

Valentine's Day Food Puns

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  • Give me a hug and a quiche.
  • I'll never dessert you.
  • I simply donut know what I'd do without you, Valentine.
  • I only have fries for you.
  • Brie mine.
  • You got a pizza my heart.
  • Olive you so much.
  • You melt me.
  • My heart beets for you.
  • I’m tortellini in love with you.
  • Don’t go bacon my heart.
  • I love ewe.
  • There’s never enough thyme with you.
  • How much do a love you? A latte.
  • Love you so matcha.
  • I think you're grate.
  • Pie like you berry much.
  • I love you s'more and s'more.
  • You're simply my jam.
  • Love you from my head tomatoes.
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  • We're mint to be.
  • You make miso happy.
  • Words can't espresso how much I love you.
  • You are one in a melon.
  • Will you peas be mine?
  • I a-peach-iate you.
  • We make a great pear.
  • Corny though it may be, you are a-maize-ing.
  • You’re my everything bagel.
  • All you knead is love.
  • I carrot-ton about you.
  • Happy Valentine's Day, cute-tea!
  • I have a whole latte love for you.
  • Let's canoodle.
  • You've got me tongue-tied.
  • I love you a waffle lot.
  • You are the loaf of my life.
  • To my butter half on this Valentine's Day.

Nature-Themed Valentine's Day Puns

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  • I lichen you a lot.
  • I'm pining fir you.
  • I'm falling for you, so please never leaf me.
  • You rock.
  • I love you so moss.
  • Be vine.
  • Tell me you beleaf in love, Valentine.
  • You are tree-mendous.
  • There's so mushroom in my heart for you.
  • Aloe you vera much.
  • This Valentine's Day doesn't succ, thanks to you.

Crafty Valentine's Day Puns

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  • I love you with all my art.
  • You’re the highlight of my day!
  • You’re sew special to me.
  • I love you sew much!
  • Wool you be mine, Valentine?
  • I wool always love yew.
  • You color my world.
  • I think you are just write, Valentine.

Math and Science Valentine's Day Puns

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  • I love you a watt.
  • I sulfur when you argon.
  • You’re as sweet as Pi.
  • When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
  • Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
  • You're acute Valentine.
  • We’ve got serious chemistry.
  • My love for you simply radiates.
  • I've been thinking of U periodically.
  • I aorta tell you how much I love you.
  • Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
  • You're the ruler of my heart.
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Katie Bowlby

Katie Bowlby is Digital Director at Country Living, where she covers gift guides, product reviews, crafts, and TV shows like Yellowstone. She’s currently stitching up a cross-stitch pattern for the magazine’s next issue