Hi, I’m Punk Apestong.

I used to play in punk bands, but all my friends got real jobs and so now I play mediocre songs on my acoustic guitar at any crappy bar or coffee shop that’ll have me.

I’m also a huge sellout and have compromised all of my artistic integrity to make as much money as possible, so please buy the products below so that I can cover my credit card bills.

Bored Vodka!

SpiritPunks recently launched the greatest vodka of all time ( according to me) and they thought that putting the face of the greatest musician of all time on it would be an excellent idea! Apparently though, that musician, and the hundreds of other great musicians they thought of before me, were unavailable. So here we are. This is actually award-winning vodka made by amazing distillers. If you hold one of their Rocket Passes, you also get a big discount!

Available now at many retailers, but the best place to get it is directly from SpiritPunks. Obviously, must be of legal age.

Punk Apestrong says, “Drink Responsibly!”

Punk Apestrong’s Tezos Tour

I’ve been minting NFTs on Tezos since BEFORE a single Tezos NFT marketplace existed. I’m talking about super nerdy stuff like minting a tezos NFT using a command line interface. Anyway, I while back I did a drop of Backstage Passes and also a more limited Super Awesome Mystery Box NFTs on Tezos. If you hold either of them, I randomly drop fun NFTs to you. I have never sold any of them, and it’s obviously implied that this is strictly for fun and collecting. Check the collection out here.

Tezos Backstage Pass
Tezos Super Awesome Mystery Prize Box

Coloring Book!

You should buy my coloring and activity book, which is a holiday fundraiser for charity, and a fun thing to do with your family and friends over the holiday break. Hope you enjoy and have as much fun with it as my kids and I have had putting it together.

Available now at many online retailers worldwide, but the highest percentage of the sale goes to charity through Amazon, so get it there if you can.

Contest + Sample Page!

Share your art with me on Twitter for a chance to win some Tezos Punk Apestrong NFTs and copies of my coloring book!

Punk Apestrong’s Super Awesome Festival of Fun!

The BETA version of Punk Apestrong’s Super Awesome Festival of Fun is now LIVE on ROBLOX!

Just like the coloring book, it is totally family friendly and fun!

Join the party, collect all the badges, and have FUN! Let us know if you have any ideas…the kids and I are still building!

Music!

Like all proper sellouts, my music is available on all the streaming services like Apple Music and Spotify

Talking Crypto Freedom (Live) Single
Missionary (Live) Single
I, Primate Demo EP

In the Wild!

About Me!:

Punk Apestrong’s alter ego is Alon Goren, Founding Partner of Draper Goren Blockchain, an early-stage venture studio and fund that invests in web3 startups. Alon & Punk experiment together with NFTs, especially at the intersection of IP rights and distribution. If you’re starting a company in the space, get in touch!

Punk Apestrong is Bored Ape Yacht Club #5011. Full-body ape by Reaper. Not affiliated with Bored Ape Yacht Club or Yuga Labs.